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NEW CURE FOR DEPRESSION: Dog Food

November 19, 2010

DO YOU FEEL DEPRESSED?

Well a new therapy is available for free.

Just spend a few minutes everyday in the dog food section of your local supermarket

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With names like:  Winalot (yes you are victorious), Hero (thats you), Pal (you have many friends), cesar (a Roman Emporor to boot), how can you not feel more passionate about life.

however i feel we may be ignoring reality here…so i’ve decided to make my own dog food to bring us back to earth.

printing my own labels at home,

re-labeling some cans, and placing them back on the shelves, i bring you an all new dog food….

…LIFES A BITCH (because it is)

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KIM NOBLE ON: How To Quit Smoking

October 9, 2009

smoking kills

The Warning signs on cigarette packets are not working.
Cigarette sales are up 2.1% (maybe)
I’m smoking more than ever, even though the warnings say “SMOKING KILLS” or “A LONG PAINFUL DEATH”.

I phoned the government department responsible and spoke to Dave.
I suggested a change in tack.

Use warnings that smokers would feel less comfortable with;
Packets that smokers would not want to associate with. I.e no one wants to be a paedophiles. Do they. Do they? Cigarette sales would plummet 1.6% in the 1st month (maybe)

My suggestions :
cigarette packet 1

or

lucky strikes

or

Marlboro lights


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