Posts Tagged ‘kim noble’

How To Make A New iphone 4 or 5 (now STEVE JOBS IS DEAD)

October 7, 2011




 

 

A VEN DIAGRAM (about empathy)

May 23, 2011

KIM NOBLE verses The BIBLE (a letter to richard dawkins)

May 19, 2011

Dear Richard Dawkins.

Parked outside my street is a 2006 Vauxhall Corsa.

nothing unusual in that, its not a crime..


but on the back shelf is a bible open at Proverbs 27 chapter 15, it reads :
“A quarrelsome wife is like the dripping of a leaky roof in a rainstorm; restraining her is like restraining the wind or grasping oil with the hand.”

true enough.. but i decided to put the rest of that chapter, displayed in that evangelical automobile,  to the test…

RICHARD DAWKINS! the bible fucken won.

KIM NOBLE WILL DIE (the return of)

April 5, 2011


THE RETURN OF THIS SHOW..click here
Back at SOHO THEATRE 11th-16th April.

(Warning contains: mother, the c-word, another ex-girlfriend and dog food)

KIM NOBLE HAS NO IDEA

March 11, 2011


years ago i had a good idea. (i even wrote it down)


but this week i don’t have any ideas at all. completely blank. nothing.


even the cat has better ideas than me at the moment

i need some soon because i’m in this show, and this one

erhmmm……………….

DON’T KILL A CHILD, KILL CLARKSON

March 6, 2011

speeding restrictions in tower hamlet

KIM NOBLE : 3 Self Portraits

February 17, 2011

“Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend.” John Singer Sargent
so here are 3 i’ve done:


Kim Noble Helps with Marital Problems

January 3, 2011

This wedding card was found on the pavement outside number 65.

How many of these does your marriage have?


Joe & Tonia made references to marriage having Potholes which is not the most sensitive to say in a ‘congratulations card’. I wonder what these potholes will be.

POSSIBLE POTHOLES

Wife has affair
Husband has affair
Wife dies
Husband dies
Wife becomes vegetable
Husband Becomes vegetable
Wife leaves Husband
Husband leaves wife
Wife wakes up one morning and wonders where all the love went.
Husband leaves the house and crosses the road but slips and twists his ankle in a pothole. he fills a report to the council.

If your having marital problems click here

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KIM NOBLE on : DATING AGENCIES are Anti-Ginger.

November 4, 2010

finding that someone special is a service offered by the dating agency E-Harmony

I decided to complete the rigorous questionnaire in the vain attempt to become one of those smiling couples on the advert.

i was disheartened to recieve this email reply stating that there were no matches for me…

i called them to discuss my predicament

(LISTEN TO THE AUDIO TO HEAR THAT CALL)

thats all…if you want love & have ginger hair then don’t click here

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KIM NOBLE : The death of Clip Art

October 25, 2010






and so it passed that there was no more clip art.

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