Posts Tagged ‘comedy’

Colin Stabs Girl in The Tongue in NANDOS.

January 26, 2013


COLIN gets an exclusive preview at the LONDON COMEDY FILM FESTIVAL during a screening of artists using comedy.

they asked if i’d do a Q & A. i said no.


Kim Noble: The North and other places

October 4, 2010

The national & international tour of ‘KIM NOBLE WILL DIE’ continues slowly

This week i am going to Manchester, which is in the north of England.

image courtesy of Google Maps

I’m a bit nervous because i over heard some one the bus saying that the north is a toilet. (although he might have said that in the north there IS a toilet, or that he WENT to the toilet in the north)

I am pleased that its not too far to manchester, less than 2 inches from London.

8th October @ the greenrooms, Manchester ticket info here

For information on other future performances & new work, then if you click here it will help


Deleted Scene: Toy Story 3 & REVIEW

September 3, 2010

Toy Story 3     MY REVIEW

Animated human kids always make me want to punch a real one and there were far too many in this film. Andy has turned into a right fucken soft twat. Christ if he was my son (yes i realise that does mean actually sleeping with a lady)..i’d try to get him put down. But a fantastic build and a brilliant filmic climax….if only the bosses at pixar would have let all the characters die as they plunged to certain death…it would have been the best film ending ever made…

(4 cocks out of 6.3)



August 20, 2010

Its strange to commence a piece of writing with the phrase ‘words fail me’ and then go on to use words to describe something. but in this case I’m not going to. what I’m going to do, is say: “Inception, words fail me’ then I’m going to make myself vomit into a jar and drink it, vomit it up and drink it again…I will repeat this for over 2 hours 30 minutes, the time it took me to watch that ‘absolute shite’ (my intial review I used as I left the cinema)

The group of nobs in an office that came up with that “oh so trying to be clever..but ended up absolute nonsense” screenplay should be shot.
And to save you time and money in the end it was either 1) all a dream 2) a set up for an even worse sequel.
To the ‘friend’ that suggested we go…you’re a fucken bitch.

(1 out of 18 cocks..because it made me want to kill again and thats no bad thing)

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I feel Sad, alone and depressed. (but at least i have this)

July 6, 2010

Today i have only cried once. A dramatic improvement on yesterday.

my websito


June 10, 2010

A SHORT FILM (about getting turned on in Topshop and other issues)

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