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Rat Infestation in the Home

September 17, 2012

if all other forms of anti-rat devices have failed then try this:

1) An Animal should be scared of by any Jeffrey Archer Novel
2) if stage fails, then stand by with an ultra high explosive and blow the shit out of it
3) if 1 & 2 fail, become friendly with the rodent. you might have more in common with it than you think.

KIM NOBLE on Christmas

December 24, 2009

christmas is a time for children.
so imagine my horror as i was urinating in a west end alleyway that I discovered that…..

i am outraged. I used to watch Ross Kemp on gangs religiously…

I’m sending a letter to Sky 1 forthwith.

(happy christmas readers)

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