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Letter sent to The Archbishop about Gay Marriage

December 28, 2012

letter to An Archbishop

to Vincent Nichols (Head of Catholic Church in England)

Dear Archbishop.

I am not one to normally type a letter of complaint but this sickness in my stomach has prompted it.  
The sickening feeling stems from the fact that in the UK in the year 2012 people are still discriminated against because of  the colour of their skin or their sexually orientation or gender. (or hair colour…i’m ginger sadly)
I am not religious, but i’m not against people practising it aslong as they dont do harm to others. 
Being in a position of power, as the head of the catholic church in england, your views sadly gain a high level of exposure in the news. i believe your strong views opposing gay marriage do a lot of harm to a lot of different people.  
i am not a homosexual. (although my friends often call me one) but i’m not against people practising it. As long as they keep the noise down at their parties.
Firstly you’re discriminating against the gay community no matter how you disguise your supposed ‘more liberal’ views on homosexuality or this ‘strange survey’ you mention.
Secondly, this concept of marriage, which you claim is solely for the purpose of procreation. (there are actually a lot of couples currently in Guildford that are married not for this purpose.) The teachings of bible in the 21st century can’t be taken word for word, your holiness.  
Thirdly: you are damaging the reputation of your own church and religion in general by isolating yourself from a forward thinking society by pandering to the Vatican. The reputation of the catholic church is already quite damaged.
Fourthly and most worryingly you are promoting a ideology of intolerance. no matter what one believes, this intolerance and bigotry is extremely dangerous and i find it sickening and it has no place in the twenty first century. thank you. 
peace to all men. (even ones that like other mens bottoms) and women (even women that like other womens front bottoms)  
yours sincerely
Kim Noble

CHRISTIANITY (an Audio Thingy)

June 1, 2012
Prawn Facts Episode 6

4 Conversations about christianity.
forgiveness for all your sins,
why god should go to Argos
& a telephone call with The Church Of England

to play click here

to play / subscribe in itunes click here

i went here so you don’t have to.

Proof that God is a homosexual and a boring lover

November 7, 2011

if Christ is a bender (he slept with william) then this photo is also proof that gay clergy should be allowed! And if, as stated on the gravestone, that William did fall asleep inside God, then that is final proof that God is shit in bed. I’ve been trying to tell people for ages that he is a boring Lover. No one believed me. God should liven things up a bit: candles, role playing, Sex toys etc etc.


September 8, 2011


August 30, 2011

KIM NOBLE verses The BIBLE (a letter to richard dawkins)

May 19, 2011

Dear Richard Dawkins.

Parked outside my street is a 2006 Vauxhall Corsa.

nothing unusual in that, its not a crime..

but on the back shelf is a bible open at Proverbs 27 chapter 15, it reads :
“A quarrelsome wife is like the dripping of a leaky roof in a rainstorm; restraining her is like restraining the wind or grasping oil with the hand.”

true enough.. but i decided to put the rest of that chapter, displayed in that evangelical automobile,  to the test…

RICHARD DAWKINS! the bible fucken won.

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