Archive for the ‘relationships’ Category
This wedding card was found on the pavement outside number 65.
Joe & Tonia made references to marriage having Potholes which is not the most sensitive to say in a ‘congratulations card’. I wonder what these potholes will be.
Wife has affair
Husband has affair
Wife becomes vegetable
Husband Becomes vegetable
Wife leaves Husband
Husband leaves wife
Wife wakes up one morning and wonders where all the love went.
Husband leaves the house and crosses the road but slips and twists his ankle in a pothole. he fills a report to the council.
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its been brought to my attention that at several offices around the country my blog has been blocked. With ‘sex’ being the main reason
i hate to feel i’m responsible for declining workrates of this countries wonderful workforce.
so from now on i’m personally filtering all my content
and i’d advise you dont click here without parental constent.
Keep working! thankyou.
I love my car. I’ve gone to Portsmouth and back inside her. I’ve kissed insided her. I’ve transported an ikea flat pack table inside her. i’ve masterbated in the car park at morrisons inside her. Shes a little sluggish on motorways but great around the city.
so it was heart breaking to see the one i love get touched up and fingered by some ginger cunt who works at Halfords.
I await a reply.