…as we crossed the northern border
and then later…..
After being caught out over the last two years, during cold snaps & snowy conditions, local councils were quick this year in rolling out their new precautions against the big freeze. Gone are the days of train delays, airport closures, frozen roads and travel chaos…Yes its a slippery floor warning sign.
2 MONTHS AGO
2 month ago i sat waiting for my tube.
my eye was diverted to 3 pieces of rubbish.
the object in question was a slightly used plaster.
i pictured the initial user and the pain he or she might have suffered;
i felt i couldn’t throw it away.
so i took it home. This was more than just a discarded plaster.
This was a symbol of healing, a memento of pain, an object of hope in this dark time of cuts and cut backs.
i made a little shrine for it and its user.
1 MONTH AGO
So imagine my delight when i cut myself in the kitchen chopping a potato some weeks after
and that very same plaster came in very handy.
(although I had to use a little pritt stick, it worked fine)
and now my cut has healed, i have no more use for that plaster, and want it to have a happy home
so i am offering it to anyone who needs it.
If you want it then send me your address and i’d be happy to send it on.
Carvans have the most ridiculous names.
These are Carvans, not superhero’s from a crap hollywood comedy film with Ben Stiller.
These are 6 sides of metal, that sit in fields in crap english campsites in the pooring rain. Inside a pissed loveless northern couple sit staying at a blank scrabble board, while there fucked up 7 year old daughter shits into the sink. And that is the high light of the fucken year. Then the carvan holds up every other tosser on the motorway home.
Real carvan names include:
THATS ALL… (for now…now go back to lives…its better out there, than in here)