Archive for the ‘news and my reviews’ Category

WHO IS INTERESTED IN THE GAMES (a ven diagram)

July 23, 2012

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7 reasons to give up reading.

November 3, 2011

(i am currently writing a book. its due out next year. but by then everyone will have given up reading)

INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY

March 8, 2011

international womens day 2011

X-Box, Play station and lesbian death

June 16, 2010

The latest war in game consoling sees the arrival of Ps3 motion controller. It gives gamers “complete movement and power in gaming” said one man with glasses

The new console allows the gamer to “actualy live the game” as demonstrated above in the game: “Fuck You Lesbian”. Taking the role of Endonrono, the all powerful TimeLord of planet Nibula, you seek out, finger and destroy any number of “bitchos”.


Not to be outdone, Wii fit have upped the anti with Wii fit Resort 2. A representive mentioned that it is almost like the real thing. Gamers are given a ‘frisbee’ to throw to a friend in a park. The action and movement are “exactly the same as actually throwing a real frisbee”.

Other Games include: Table Tennis. In a similar vein, the consule is placed in the cupboard and replaced with a virtually identical bat, ball and table, down at the local leasure centre. Players literaly play ping pong in the usual way.

The Man said “the movement is identical to real life, allowing freedom and control”

happy gamers return from playing Wii fit Tennis

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Kim Noble & Nicolas Cage: Most Shocking Films (timeout article)

April 1, 2010

Here is an article. I wrote some words in it.


CLICK HERE FOR TIME OUT ARTICLE , NOT HERE.

n.b. Shock Comedian? or Toss Comedian? or probably just Toss.

my wib sit

KIM NOBLE ON : REGRET

March 24, 2010

I was given the opportunity to deliver an acceptance speech the other night.
I had a few words prepared.
Yet i said nothing.
NOTHING.
I really regret that now.

Regrets can be hard to deal with.

Examples:

The Guardian on the Chortle Awards.

www.mrkimnoble.com

HOW TO WIN A BIKE (and peoples affection)

February 10, 2010

(recommended listening for added blog impact)

This is Ellie. Apparently she has won your hearts, according to The Sun Newspaper

not only that but the nice people at the newspaper  bought her a fucken bike

At the moment i don’t own a bike…and i’d really like one…and i’m also keen on being adored aswell.

so i’ve been thinking about amputation.

i sat here for some time thinking about it….but came to the conclusion that i wouldn’t go ahead with it.

KIM NOBLE on HAMSTERS ARE SEXUALLY ABUSED

February 3, 2010

Attacker throws animal semen over girls in Bury. The substance was analysed by police and later identified as animal semen. In each incident, the offender was described as being a white man, aged between 25 and 35 and was carrying a bag.”
BBC NEWS

Yes I feel desperately sorry for young girls in question. And this man obviously needs to be stopped or at least just restricted to the Bury area.

But CHRIST has anyone given any thought to the animals in question and how this man acquired the substance.

I like hamsters.


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