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The latest war in game consoling sees the arrival of Ps3 motion controller. It gives gamers “complete movement and power in gaming” said one man with glasses
The new console allows the gamer to “actualy live the game” as demonstrated above in the game: “Fuck You Lesbian”. Taking the role of Endonrono, the all powerful TimeLord of planet Nibula, you seek out, finger and destroy any number of “bitchos”.
Not to be outdone, Wii fit have upped the anti with Wii fit Resort 2. A representive mentioned that it is almost like the real thing. Gamers are given a ‘frisbee’ to throw to a friend in a park. The action and movement are “exactly the same as actually throwing a real frisbee”.
Other Games include: Table Tennis. In a similar vein, the consule is placed in the cupboard and replaced with a virtually identical bat, ball and table, down at the local leasure centre. Players literaly play ping pong in the usual way.
The Man said “the movement is identical to real life, allowing freedom and control”
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This is Ellie. Apparently she has won your hearts, according to The Sun Newspaper
not only that but the nice people at the newspaper bought her a fucken bike
At the moment i don’t own a bike…and i’d really like one…and i’m also keen on being adored aswell.
so i’ve been thinking about amputation.
i sat here for some time thinking about it….but came to the conclusion that i wouldn’t go ahead with it.
“Attacker throws animal semen over girls in Bury. The substance was analysed by police and later identified as animal semen. In each incident, the offender was described as being a white man, aged between 25 and 35 and was carrying a bag.”
Yes I feel desperately sorry for young girls in question. And this man obviously needs to be stopped or at least just restricted to the Bury area.
I like hamsters.