Archive for the ‘life is shit’ Category
i can only take part responsiblity for englands failed world cup bid. I thought my power point demo wasn’t bad. I went on after Prince william. who was absolutely shitting himself in greenroom before.
i now fly straight from zurich to Bristol to deliver 2 other failed presentations @ inbetweentime festival
undeterred, i’m now working on the finishing touches to my peckham 2026 world cup logo. i’ll be concentrating on the fantastic bus network.
finding that someone special is a service offered by the dating agency E-Harmony
I decided to complete the rigorous questionnaire in the vain attempt to become one of those smiling couples on the advert.
i called them to discuss my predicament
(LISTEN TO THE AUDIO TO HEAR THAT CALL)
thats all…if you want love & have ginger hair then don’t click here
and so it passed that there was no more clip art.