Archive for the ‘How to be happy’ Category

Kim Noble Helps with Marital Problems

January 3, 2011

This wedding card was found on the pavement outside number 65.

How many of these does your marriage have?

Joe & Tonia made references to marriage having Potholes which is not the most sensitive to say in a ‘congratulations card’. I wonder what these potholes will be.


Wife has affair
Husband has affair
Wife dies
Husband dies
Wife becomes vegetable
Husband Becomes vegetable
Wife leaves Husband
Husband leaves wife
Wife wakes up one morning and wonders where all the love went.
Husband leaves the house and crosses the road but slips and twists his ankle in a pothole. he fills a report to the council.

If your having marital problems click here


student fees & library fines. Take action.

December 10, 2010

In light of the cunting government voting in favour of tuition fee rises & my library fine of £2.50 i found this car sticker very crass and inappropriate.

The car also had one of these ‘child on board sign’. Christ. I hate these people so much. i hope their naughty little shit gets run over today.

and to compound our nations woes, in the glove box was a Coldplay cd.

i had one of these

and some of this.

so i did this. serve the fucker a lesson. I’m anti tuition fee’s


How to be a female Superhero

September 15, 2010