Archive for the ‘celebrity twats’ Category

The State of Mankind

March 13, 2012

Man thinks about television output whilst doing a number two in a packet of Headache tablets


Its Sometimes Hard To Understand The World

February 9, 2012


January 21, 2012

What Women Want

July 21, 2011

4 alternative Mel Gibson Movies:

Why Do We Like Celebrity Chefs (they are tossers)

June 16, 2011

I don’t like many human subspecies
but one i despise the most are celebrity chefs.
So i was delighted to finally be given the opportunity to make my comprehensive feelings know to them.

Is celebrity chef Greg Wallace a tosser? Yes he is.

They must to be told. It can’t continue
More celebrity chefs must know our feelings and soon we can live in a land free of their tyranny & duck a l’orange.

The Highlight of Ones Life

April 28, 2011

The birth of a child, your Wedding day, moving into your first house with a loved one,…treasured memories

So imagine my disdain when i realised the highlight of my life happened 18 years by the pool table in the Bull & Gate, in Kentish Town.
Chesney Hawkes (he sang I Am The One And Only in which topped the charts for 5 week in 1991) was standing holding a pint of Fosters.
I was stood about 2 metres away from him.
There was only 4 people in the Pub.

Then this happened…

Chesney dropped his pint and it looked as if he had pissed himself….
There…THATS BEEN THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFE. (and i presume life will never again reach the joyous pleasure of that moment). CUNT.

FUCK RED NOSE DAY (what about me)

March 18, 2011

I've got an overdraft, student loan, tax bill...and yes i got pay THE AA car insurance. (although i'm sure i could get my car insurance cheaper elsewhere) ALL DONATIONS WELCOME. we await your call, or pay online.


March 6, 2011

speeding restrictions in tower hamlet


January 28, 2011

“When one admits that nothing is certain, one must also add that some things are more nearly certain than others”
Bertrand Russell

….so i went to Ladbrooks & Betfred & Williamhill.

I’ve never been as certain as anything in my life.

That complete tosser Vanilla Ice to Win Dancing on Ice

The cunting queen to wear a pink hat at the wedding 8 to 1

The Horse called Hangover to win the 2.55

my web


December 27, 2010

Camilla's Shock as Kim Noble demonstrates the size of his Salmon En Croute


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