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I don’t like many human subspecies
but one i despise the most are celebrity chefs.
So i was delighted to finally be given the opportunity to make my comprehensive feelings know to them.
They must to be told. It can’t continue
More celebrity chefs must know our feelings and soon we can live in a land free of their tyranny & duck a l’orange.
The birth of a child, your Wedding day, moving into your first house with a loved one,…treasured memories
So imagine my disdain when i realised the highlight of my life happened 18 years by the pool table in the Bull & Gate, in Kentish Town.
Chesney Hawkes (he sang I Am The One And Only in which topped the charts for 5 week in 1991) was standing holding a pint of Fosters.
I was stood about 2 metres away from him.
There was only 4 people in the Pub.
Chesney dropped his pint and it looked as if he had pissed himself….
There…THATS BEEN THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFE. (and i presume life will never again reach the joyous pleasure of that moment). CUNT.
“When one admits that nothing is certain, one must also add that some things are more nearly certain than others”
….so i went to Ladbrooks & Betfred & Williamhill.
I’ve never been as certain as anything in my life.