Archive for the ‘art’ Category

cables, adaptors, sockets, drives etc part3

December 6, 2012

VGAtoDisplayPort for Mac

VGA to Mac display port. (doesn’t fit any actual mac)

3way 2metre extension. not to scale

3 socket 2metre extension cable. (not actually 2metres)


a usb flash drive does not contain child pornography. (doesn’t actually work)

some of these items will be available here. anything left unsold can be purchased at minimal cost online direct from me.

Always Read The Small Print Before Booking A Holiday

November 28, 2012


October 23, 2012

I recently received the above personalised email from a ‘retailers’ asking where had i been all there lives.

I replied with this:

and this is the infographic i sent them explaining where i’ve actually been all my life.

i’ve heard nothing back yet

a drawing of my first usb stick

October 18, 2012

view from a window

October 16, 2012

i find life is easier if things are labelled (i.e like my view)

full stop

October 12, 2012

a drawing of a full stop

Suicide At The Tate

July 25, 2012

yesterday, a suited man lept to his death from 100ft up from a balcony  at The Tate Modern.

he landed about here.

just inside the adjacent wall hangs this photograph. A reconstruction of the Yves Kleins ‘Leap Into The Void’

some sentence about art mirroring life seems a little crass right now.

RIP whoever you are.


July 19, 2012

an art performance type thingy i was involved in:

ACT1 SCENE 14 Kim Noble click here

for other ACTS click here

COLIN coming soon. A BBC COMEDY EXCLUSIVE (only online)

May 11, 2012

Coming to your computer screens soon.
A brand new hero.
A brand new mega star.
(its colin. and he’s feeling a little under the weather.)

more details soon.

Kill (or spit at least) An Artist Today.

January 10, 2012

Alarmingly reports show that by 2025 there will be more artists in the UK than humans. This will put a huge burden on my already crumbling infrastructure. We need to start the culling of artists. Please support this campaign by slowly ridding the country of this vermin.

alternatively go out with one. After a year move in.  After 3 years, one night, while the artist  sleeps, place a pillow over its head and press down firmly.

put it on the street outside on a thursday  morning  and the council will collect it.

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