Alarmingly reports show that by 2025 there will be more artists in the UK than humans. This will put a huge burden on my already crumbling infrastructure. We need to start the culling of artists. Please support this campaign by slowly ridding the country of this vermin.
alternatively go out with one. After a year move in. After 3 years, one night, while the artist sleeps, place a pillow over its head and press down firmly.
put it on the street outside on a thursday morning and the council will collect it.
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