HOW TO MAKE YOURSELF APPEAR SEXUALLY ACTIVE (to people in tesco’s, morrisons and asda))

To make myself look impressively sexually active but yet responsible, to the cashier at morrisons, and anyone who looked into my basket, i just bought 128 condoms. I’m now gonna chuck them away.
if you want your libido to look engrossed i suggest you do the same.

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2 Responses to “HOW TO MAKE YOURSELF APPEAR SEXUALLY ACTIVE (to people in tesco’s, morrisons and asda))”

  1. Michaels Donnelly Says:

    engorged/embiggened?

  2. Connie Says:

    a guy in front of me in a queue at Waitrose the other day brought lube and a banana. You should try that- will make you look adventurous.

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