LONDON RIOTS & foreskins

After the rioting and unrest its important to get some perspective on the situation.

i got some the other night. i was in a public house toilet. and i had just finished a wee and was doing up my fly’s when i caught a bit of my foreskin in the zipper.
it was horrifically painful.

all my problems, the disenfranchised youth, rising water levels, crazed norwegian gunmen, olympic tickets …all that stuff was of no importance to me at all any more…as i stood in agony contemplating the next highly complex task of foreskin de-entanglement.

Why not forget about societies woes and try it yourself?*

*females and those males in the darkly marked areas of the map need not apply

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