NOTES (from the country)

PART 1)

3.2% of sheep are black Caribbean, black african, black other or mixed


There are 31 sheep in this field.
1 of these sheep is black, the rest are white.
Remarkably this is the exact percentage given by National statistics Online of percentage of Mixed/Black african/ Black Caribbean /black other, living in the UK.
Incredible.
These statisitics are taken from a census of 2001 and ignores the lone sheep in the lower field whom i suppose is gay or some other minority group.

PART 2)

PART 3)


Carvans have the most ridiculous names.
These are Carvans, not superhero’s from a crap hollywood comedy film with Ben Stiller.
These are 6 sides of metal, that sit in fields in crap english campsites in the pooring rain. Inside a pissed loveless northern couple sit staying at a blank scrabble board, while there fucked up 7 year old daughter shits into the sink. And that is the high light of the fucken year. Then the carvan holds up every other tosser on the motorway home.

Real carvan names include:
Ace Pioneer
Clubman Lunar
Crystal Sprint
Swift Conqueror
Meteor
Pegasus

hmmm……

THATS ALL… (for now…now go back to lives…its better out there, than in here)

my wabshit

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2 Responses to “NOTES (from the country)”

  1. cranialfarting Says:

    I had the misfortune of staying in a caravan once. There was a mouse under the floor and it would run up and down the caravan all night, only stopping when it concussed itself on a pipe or something. I didn’t have to shit into a sink thought, which was nice. Sort of.

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