i’ve been slightly worried about my lack of success with women.
i’ve decided to use Lynx Instinct Revitalising Shower Gel.
it says it : “UNLEASHES YOUR ANIMAL MAGNETISM AND EVOKES PRIMAL INSTINCTS”
after showering myself, i had to feed the cat and nearly vommed at the putrid smell of that jelly.
on leaving the house on the way to the theatre, i saw a dead rat lying in a pool of blood on the pavement
then when i got on the tube, i was forced to sit opposite this lady who played crap music very loudly.