KIM NOBLE AND WOMEN

i’ve been slightly worried about my lack of success with women.
i’ve decided to use Lynx Instinct Revitalising Shower Gel.

it says it : “UNLEASHES YOUR ANIMAL MAGNETISM AND EVOKES PRIMAL INSTINCTS”

after showering myself, i had to feed the cat and nearly vommed at the putrid smell of that jelly.

on leaving the house on the way to the theatre, i saw a dead rat lying in a pool of blood on the pavement

then when i got on the tube, i was forced to sit opposite this lady who played crap music very loudly.


She was a complete fucken dog.
Tomorrow i’m going to use SURE FOR MEN

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2 Responses to “KIM NOBLE AND WOMEN”

  1. carly jackson-hawkes Says:

    lol maybe greatian 2000? then you wouldn’t be a ging

  2. tommyS Says:

    The last time that I wore Lynx I mysteriously had the power to see women in their underwear, but then, eventually, one of them saw me in my underwear. At least I think it was me.

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