Archive for the ‘my shows’ Category

Colin Stabs Girl in The Tongue in NANDOS.

January 26, 2013

colinstabsladyinthetongue

COLIN gets an exclusive preview at the LONDON COMEDY FILM FESTIVAL during a screening of artists using comedy.

they asked if i’d do a Q & A. i said no.

COLIN INCREDIBLE is out soon on BBC COMEDY EXCLUSIVES

an award for art.

December 7, 2011

one of the most sort after art awards is being announced tomorrow…
‘The Bloomsberg new contemporaries at the ICA thursday tour talks, kim noble memorial award for best art work in the lower gallery’

its unofficially part of this thing at the ica
ps the winner might also get a £10 bhs voucher if i can find it. its in my draw somewhere.
pps the award is not genuine silver. The silver paint was from a can and purchased from halfords
ppps i’m not very good at speaking so i might just go to halfords instead.

you can be me.

November 30, 2011

i made this mask of my face.
it means other people can now be me.

times when i definitely don’t want to be me are:
on 1st dec between 7.30pm-8.30pm in a theatre in Wolverhampton
&
on the 8th dec between 6.30pm-7pm in a gallery in London

(and also, all the times outside of these specified hours)

WIN A TICKET TO A SODDING SHOW

April 8, 2011

KIM NOBLE WILL DIE (is back)
SOHO THEATRE 11th-16th April 7.30pm

In response to a rather odd quiz online to win tickets to
KIM NOBLE WILL DIE…i’ve decided to bring out my own quiz..
TOP PRIZE IS…sadly a pair of ticket to the show. (tuesday night)

quizzes can give you an enormous sense of well being if you win. (sadly the prize won’t…so its a double edged sword)

click here to enter the quiz

FOR INFORMATION ON KIM NOBLE WILL DIE :
click here...or here but not here for tickets

KIM NOBLE WILL DIE (the return of)

April 5, 2011


THE RETURN OF THIS SHOW..click here
Back at SOHO THEATRE 11th-16th April.

(Warning contains: mother, the c-word, another ex-girlfriend and dog food)

Motel de Nowhere

March 31, 2011

there are too many opportunities for us to communicate as humans
HOWEVER i’d recommend you log in your brain, this new venue, as it will be good.

details can be found by clicking on this link which is located here

KIM NOBLE WEBCAM (may include tits)

March 24, 2011

THIS HOW YOU MAKE A BIRDBOX WEBCAM

 

THESE ARE THE RESULTS OF A FEW TITS

 

I’VE MADE A WEBCAM
AND I’M A COMPLETE TIT

TUNE IN

going live @9PM on 25th-27th  MARCH  (DURATION : about the time it takes for you to get bored. between 1 & 20mins)

watch it here.
further details here.

KIM NOBLE HAS NO IDEA

March 11, 2011


years ago i had a good idea. (i even wrote it down)


but this week i don’t have any ideas at all. completely blank. nothing.


even the cat has better ideas than me at the moment

i need some soon because i’m in this show, and this one

erhmmm……………….

JOIN KIM NOBLES BOOK CLUB

March 3, 2011

Thursday 3rd Of March is World Book Day and i’m reading a book

The EX350 Generator User Manual is "un-put downable" ** (2 stars) ((out of 3 stars))


Tune in on the 13th of August for World Left handers day, when i’ll be using my left hand.

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Also i’ll be donning my wheelchair and blowing the dust off my hearing aids cos i’m speaking here this weekend

Kim Noble’s Retrospective at ICA

February 12, 2011

i’m involved in a writing project at the ICA

but while i’m there i decided to have my first major retrospective. A solo exhibition of my seminal work. It will be a ticketed affair, with allocated time slots.

its lottery funded.

this is my retrospective:

details of the project i’m actually supposed to be doing are here

bye bye


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