Archive for the ‘life is shit’ Category

What I Learnt From Life

May 25, 2012

A VEN DIAGRAM (about empathy)

May 23, 2011

FUCK RED NOSE DAY (what about me)

March 18, 2011

I've got an overdraft, student loan, tax bill...and yes i got pay THE AA car insurance. (although i'm sure i could get my car insurance cheaper elsewhere) ALL DONATIONS WELCOME. we await your call, or pay online.

Kim Noble ON: LIFE & (non) Butter

March 14, 2011

life is full of false promises but at the end of the day is a rather empty box left in a street in Peckham

STREET NAMED DESIRE

February 26, 2011

Many street names are given after historic events in the area. i.e. Trafalgar Avenue. This one, in Peckham, was named after a dismembered slags body was found in some foliage by the road side.

KIM NOBLES WORLD CUP BID & other failures

December 2, 2010

my presentation to fifa

i can only take part responsiblity for englands failed world cup bid. I thought my power point demo wasn’t bad. I went on after Prince william. who was absolutely shitting himself in greenroom before.

i now fly straight from zurich to Bristol to deliver 2 other failed presentations @ inbetweentime  festival

 

Kim noble will die (4th Dec). details here
You are Not Alone. (5th Dec) (dont bother coming to this as it’ll be shit work in progress) details here

undeterred, i’m now working on the finishing touches to my peckham 2026 world cup logo. i’ll be concentrating on the fantastic bus network.

BANKS ARE SHIT

November 27, 2010

helpful banking? Fuck off!

KIM NOBLE on : DATING AGENCIES are Anti-Ginger.

November 4, 2010

finding that someone special is a service offered by the dating agency E-Harmony

I decided to complete the rigorous questionnaire in the vain attempt to become one of those smiling couples on the advert.

i was disheartened to recieve this email reply stating that there were no matches for me…

i called them to discuss my predicament

(LISTEN TO THE AUDIO TO HEAR THAT CALL)

thats all…if you want love & have ginger hair then don’t click here

By: TwitterButtons.com

KIM NOBLE : The death of Clip Art

October 25, 2010






and so it passed that there was no more clip art.

By: TwitterButtons.com
my web

alone in zagreb

October 18, 2010

i’m doing this


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