theres a man* over there somewhere who obviously hated my show. (he made his feelings known at the end of the performance). If you are him then email at this address : firstname.lastname@example.org and i’d be happy to give you:
a) a refund
b) a call so that you can discuss the evening in full
c) a hug
d) an hour of my life (as you gave to me) to come round your house/apartment and generally tidy up.
*i use the singular but i am fully aware this should may be plural.